As MORTY lectures FRANK, most of the meeting attendees are looking at MORTY. However, a woman sitting next to MORTY, with fiery red hair and piercing blue eyes, keeps her gaze fixed on FRANK. She appears angry.

MORTY
Mr. Breadstick, what is the name of our town?

FRANK
Mesothelioma Lawyers, New York, sir.

MORTY
And based on that name, who would you say are the most important people in our town?

FRANK
Sir, that would be the mesothelioma lawyers.

MORTY
And where do you work?

FRANK
At Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, sir. The most prestigious mesothelioma law firm in town.

MORTY
So you must have a pretty important job then, wouldn't you say?

FRANK
Yes, sir.

MORTY
Or perhaps you think that since you're a paralegal and not a lawyer, that the rules don't apply to you? That you can just waltz in whenever you feel like, take a nap on the toilet, spray silly string on everyone you meet, maybe throw a birthday party for your Chihuahua?

FRANK
No, sir. I would never think that.

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