A POLICEMAN is sitting at the desk, practically hidden behind a huge pile of donuts.

POLICEMAN #2
I told you, I'll be with you as soon as I can. I'm very busy.

The POLICEMAN picks up a fresh donut and takes a bite. FRANK stands up and approaches.

FRANK
Look, flatfoot, my taxes pay your salary. I have a crime to report. Now put down your donut and listen to me!

The POLICEMAN draws his gun and fires four warning shots in FRANK's direction. They aren't meant to hit him, but he is terrified and tries to cover himself while dodging the shots.

POLICEMAN #2
Boy, this donut's not gonna be the only thing with holes in it if you don't sit down.

FRANK rushes back to his seat and sits down. The POLICEMAN finishes his donut.

POLICEMAN #2
May I help you?

FRANK stands up, walks over, and hands a clipboard to the POLICEMAN.

FRANK
I want to report a stolen car.

The POLICEMAN reads the report.

POLICEMAN #2
(looking at the report)
It says here you got out of your car and left it in the middle of the street?

FRANK
Yes, I had to run after a guy who knows something about the 2012 apocalypse.

POLICEMAN #2
(looking at the report)
A crazy guy wearing a sandwich board?

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