YVONNE
So, no pedicure on Friday?
(mock pouting)

FRANK
I'm afraid not, dear. But who knows, maybe they'll have pedicures in the afterlife.

YVONNE
Wait a minute, is that why you asked me to marry you? Just to shut me up, because you knew we wouldn't be alive anyway?

FRANK
(walking towards the door)
Of course not, honey. But can we talk about the apocalypse later? I'm not even going to make it until then if I'm late for work again.

YVONNE
Sure, and when you come home, we can elope, so you can prove your commitment to me.

FRANK smiles as he walks out the door.

EXT. STREET CORNER - EARLY MORNING

FRANK is driving to work in his white Toyota Prius. The radio is playing "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M. He stops at a red light in an urban area. There is lots of traffic, both cars and pedestrians.

A CRAZY MAN is on the corner on the passenger side of FRANK's car, wearing a sandwich board that prominently displays "12/21/2012," along with other messages such as "THE MAYANS KNEW," "WE IGNORED THE WARNINGS," and "PREPARE FOR ARMAGEDDON."

CRAZY MAN
The apocalypse is coming! The end is near! God loves you! He's gonna kill you!

FRANK is amused and watches the CRAZY MAN with interest, but is not taking him seriously.

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