Jack Crowley [12:05 AM]:
Are we dead yet?
Frank Breadstick [12:05 AM]:
lol no dude, its tommorrow
Frank Breadstick [12:05 AM]:
tomorrow

IM users typically didn't put a premium on spelling and grammar, and they unabashedly used "text speak" as if it were proper English. The common text speak acronym lol, I had learned, meant "laughing out loud." These people must find IM a lot funnier than I do.

Every now and then, someone will commit a typo that's considered bad even by IM standards. Since messages can't be deleted once they're sent, people will often fix typos by sending a corrected version of the message.

He was right though, about the date. We were now in the first few minutes of December 20, 2012. And billions of people would be living today with the full expectation that it will be their last. Because in less than 24 hours, it will be December 21, 2012. That's supposed to mean we're all doomed. I must have missed the memo that explains why.

Jack Crowley [12:06 AM]:
Even if today is our last day on Earth, it doesn't matter.
Jack Crowley [12:06 AM]:
You are still under contractual obligation to the mesothelioma law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.
Frank Breadstick [12:06 AM]:
wtf?
Jack Crowley [12:06 AM]:
Did you give your two week's notice two weeks ago?
Frank Breadstick [12:06 AM]:
no, but maybe im sick today
Jack Crowley [12:07 AM]:
You're not sick. You're voluntarily up working past midnight.
Frank Breadstick [12:07 AM]:
you got me. thats why youre the badass partner and im just a lowly paralegal :(

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